Be Surreal

Do you want to be surreal? Do you find yourself thinking about the immortality of the crab? Do you often play croquet with flamingos? Do your fingers itch to make collages? Or do you simply enjoy arguing the finer points of artistic movements in the Deux Magots with oceans of cheap red wine and endless baguettes? Celebrate the centennial of the Surrealist Manifesto with this petite amusement. Annoy your friends! Challenge your enemies. 

Allons-y! Soyons surréalistes!

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